Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff (keyboard music starts playing) Greg: Well, he's big with lots of fur He's got a great big bark that you might have heard Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog (Wags: Ruff, ruff.) He wags his tail, he kicks his legs Yes, he loves that bacon and he loves those eggs Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog Wags: Ruff, ruff Why don't you scratch a bit, Wags? Wags: (scratching) Bark a bit, Wags Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff Dance around, Wags, like we know that you can do Wags: Ruff, ruff He loves to dig, he loves to run He sometimes sleeps in the midday sun Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog Wags: Ruff, ruff Greg: Hey everybody, how about a big clap for Wags the dancing dog Wags: (barking) Greg: Oh, that's great dancing there, Wags, cool Why don't you scratch a bit, Wags? Wags: (scratching) Bark a bit, Wags Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff Dance around, Wags, like we know that you can do. Oh, yeah Well, he's big with lots of fur He's got a great big bark that you might have heard Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog Wags: Ruff, ruff