Miss Lucy had a ducky, she called him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't fit down his throat! Miss Lucy called the doctor, Miss Lucy called the nurse Miss Lucy called the lady with the polka-dotted purse In walked the doctor, in walked the nurse In walked the lady with the polka-dotted purse "It's mumps" said the doctor, "Measles!" said the nurse "Nothing!" said the lady with the polka-dotted purse Miss Lucy thanked the doctor, Miss Lucy thanked the nurse Miss Lucy thanked the lady with the polka-dotted purse Out walked the doctor, out walked the nurse Out walked the lady with the polka-dotted purse The polka-dotted purse!