Little Billy was the fattest kid in his cla** Little billy was the fattest kid in his cla** Always the last in line Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh at him All the other little kids would laugh at him Said he'd die before his time Said he'd die before his time Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind Little billy didn't mind Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn't know about the children's games The teacher didn't know about the children's games And Billy always followed the rules And billy always followed the rules Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind Little billy didn't mind Billy was big on the outside Billy was big on the outside But there's an even bigger man inside But there's an even bigger man inside Ten million cigarettes burning every day Ten million cigarettes burning every day And Billy's still doing fine And billy's still doing fine Now Billy and his cla**mates are middle-aged Now billy and his cla**mates are middle-aged With children of their own With children of their own Their smoking games are reality now Their smoking games are reality now And cancer's seed is sown And cancer's seed is sown Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's didn't mind Little billy's didn't mind Most of them smoke maybe forty a day Most of them smoke maybe forty a day A habit Billy doesn't share A habit billy doesn't share One by one they're pa**ing away One by one they're pa**ing away Leaving orphans to Billy's care Leaving orphans to billy's care Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy doesn't mind Little billy doesn't mind Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's doing fine Little billy's doing fine