The Vandals - Join Us For Pong lyrics

it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood kung fu theatre, now there's a show with cla** like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his a** so after alf is done there ain't nuthin' good on all my rowdy friends come over 'cause i have pong join us! join us! join us! join us for pong! i got the foxes i got that clout i got my unit on the day they came out you bring the snack treats, you bring the booze i ain't bringin' nuthin', does that box belong to you? pa** the dutchie's on, my all time favorite song but turn it down you moron 'cause we're tryin' to play pong don't be fooled by world peace or an economy thats stable the c.i.a.'s just got more time to watch you through your cable they would control you and take away your brain you can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game" do what's right to you, not what they tell you to you can fight we meet tonight so join us for pong it's up to you to improve your hand-eye cordination or become a mindless servant, unwitting puppet of the nation they know your address, they send you bills they decide if you watch tyson, don't that give you the chills shake off your shackles son, we've only just begun there's just two speeds, it's what you need, so join us for pong