The Uncle Devil Show - When Raymond Comes Around lyrics

When Raymond comes around We fetch the china down 'Cos Ray brings sunshine everyday And makes the raindrops drain away When Raymond comes around He's got a Gucci jacket He's got a hitlist smile He's got a rent-book racket Come across or lose your first born child When Raymond comes around We nail the table down 'Cos if it ain't a happy day It's toast and beans the doggie way When Raymond comes around He's got Jimmy Cagney's swagger But with Jimmy Saville's eyes They say he keeps a rusty dagger Underneath of his Versace flies When Raymond comes around Everybody goes to ground Though you might have the means to pay He still likes some the dirty way When Raymond comes around When Raymond comes around He holds out his hand like a loaded gun You shake it and make like you're scared of the c*nt When Raymond comes around We pull the shutters down And tie him up with skipping rope And burn his car and slit his throat When Raymond comes around