The Uncle Devil Show - Gilbert O'Sullivan lyrics

I was in love with Gilbert O'Sullivan But she was hung up on Cat Stevens and Donovan So when I had to lump for one of them I chose Mr O'Sullivan I was in love with Gilbert O'Sullivan But she dug the cool jazz of Gerry Mulligan So if I had to shoot one and f** the other one I'd choose Mr O'Sullivan Gilbert O'Sullivan has everything you could need If you've got kids to babysit or dogs to feed And 'cos he sang "Nothing Rhymed" He'll always be a friend of mine I could not ever lose Gilbert O'Sullivan But she loved the skiffle blues of Lonnie Donegan So when it came the time to pick who I wanted then I chose Gilbert O'Sullivan