The Tuna Helpers - Christian Girl lyrics

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The Tuna Helpers - Christian Girl lyrics

You be the mama You be the daddy And I will be the dancing girl And we'll live in the stomach Of a soft fat cat Who shivers with a Siamese purr And she plays pretend all over my pillow And she hasn't really been a Christian friend But she promises to behave this time Taking the flesh and the blood In a cracker served with wine Chase her kitten tails Through the enchanted forest Up to a castle made from a carpenter's heart We hang onto fur when it's soft When it's pretty When the kittens know That we are all girls And she's there buried in a sandbox boat Hiding games under skirts So mother won't see That she's not playing house Appropriately