The Transgender Blues - The Roast Game lyrics

If you haven't heard of the roast game Its about families eating their own children Ooh You ask one of the family members what is special about a holiday roast? Then he guesses ham, turkey, or chicken or beef But you tell him no Then you ask him Who or what do you believe is special? Then he says children, children are special If you haven't heard of the roast game Its about families eating their own children Ooh One ham, turkey, or chicken or beef Just won't do for a family of 12 (without sides) What is so filling? What is so satisfying to them? They don't eat ham They don't eat turkey They don't eat beef, chicken, or even deer But one thing That is important to this world That they eat Which is children If you haven't heard of the roast game Its about families eating their own children Ooh Its the saddest thing you'll ever hear But its true And I'm serious about it Yeah!