The Suburbs - Hell A lyrics

A person can get into some strange affairs Trying to survive in this city, you know But you gotta eat, and I guess you just get cold Don't even know the people you a**ociate with really Oh, the world is wide but people are so much the same A feature altered here and there and there you stand You're in New York, you're in Salt Lake, you're in Hell A Miles of desert separate you, and miles of sea Ah, the sea! Where whales and sharks roam and no man lives And where are you? Not home, and that's for sure. But why? Everybody, when I sing this song Must dance Girl, it's a rough life You better find some friends Of the right type "Lip to lip, you do to please Now turn your face and catch it on cheek Then skin to skin, pop! it's in (you're not a virgin) They offer money for a good feeling then no marriage! (you're not a virgin) We are all virgins 69 Billy Club law to ticket number Love is a Hallmark card store present Surprise! Gift, paper ribbon on the holidays Like seasons greetings, merry holidays Merry Labor Day, merry Halloween Or tricks thumb tack dipped in ca ca" * Everybody, when I sing this song Must dance A dream fell this side of paradise A girl Was she too beautiful? Pour that drink right down the sink Don't get down, get rowdy Like L.A.'s busiest cowboy Drown and sink he's on the brink The stud well hung lost his shootin' gun It's shriveled up with h**n The hero's done up in drag tonight And the girls just want to fight fight fight Everybody, when I sing this song Must dance The fire at my back Yeah, it did me well A token laugh Was it too musical?