The Stupendium - An Impostor Calls lyrics

[Verse 1: The Stupendium] Just another day of duties on the Skeld Slightly spooked by all the crew that we've expelled Out the airlock, thinking that we're Sherlock Trying to ensure whatever is aboard is sent to Hell 'Cause I've a sneaking suspicion there's a freak on the mission And they're picking us off one by one But with each wrong decision, we are missing a technician And there isn't anywhere to run, did you hеar that? [Verse 2: Dan Bull] Better finish the task that's in hеre and dash, in fact I'm a beginner at this but still, I'll give it a bash Unclear if anybody witnessed me get rid of the trash But if they didn't, we're in for a nasty imminent crash The killer has to be diligent 'Cause a slip of the mask could mean the difference Between winning and getting evacuated We're trapped in a heated debate on who's a friend or foe Will you be yeeted to space? Dunno, depends on the vote [Chorus: The Stupendium & Dan Bull] Now I'm losing faith in my crew And I'm pointing fingers at you We're finding them gone, one by one Until we're finally down to two I know that I've got nothing to prove And so have you been telling the truth? Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space 'Cause face it, we haven't a clue [Verse 3: The Stupendium, Dan Bull] I hate to vent but I'm gonna get accusatory By the vent, well, I just saw something super gory Brought you here to hear my story, listen up or you'll be sorry If you're in a room with Blue, I put to you that you should worry For goodness sake, you must be mistaken if you're making Such a baseless accusation, I mean look at this face Isn't it innocent? Fragrant as a cinnamon bake So you better shift the blame or face your imminent fate [Verse 4: The Stupendium, Dan Bull] I was in electrical inspecting all the wires I know you're skeptical, I tell you he's conspired I swear I saw a flash of tentacle eviscerate the ventricles Of one magenta gent that Blue offensively retired That's a lie, I didn't do it, it was you and I can prove it Let's retrieve the CCTV We will see the culprit while we view it No need, I've seen it and deleted it already I swear these days, only repeats are on the telly [Chorus: The Stupendium & Dan Bull] Now I'm losing faith in my crew And I'm pointing fingers at you We're finding them gone, one by one Until we're finally down to two I know that I've got nothing to prove And so have you been telling the truth? Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space 'Cause face it, we haven't a clue [Verse 5: The Stupendium, Dan Bull, Both] Red alert, we need security, there has been a murder spree Isn't it suspicious that no witnesses were there to see? Would you quit giving me the third degree? Refer to Green Green's dead, his bleeding head's in the infirmary We urgently need an emergency meeting To determine what we should do But everyone's speaking, mute 'em There's been a mutiny of mutants who are being a nuisance So we need scrutiny to foresee which beans are humans It's either me or you, the people viewing can see the truth, look Methinks the lady do be pleadin' just a wee bit too much [Interlude: The Stupendium] Would the crew please report to the bridge? Crew to the bridge, thank you [Bridge: The Stupendium, Dan Bull, Both] It's you or me, it's me or you And I can't see what we should do We'll cast a vote and when we're through We'll save the ship or doom the crew [Chorus: The Stupendium & Dan Bull] Now I'm losing faith in my crew And I'm pointing fingers at you We're finding them gone, one by one Until we're finally down to two I know that I've got nothing to prove And so have you been telling the truth? Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space 'Cause face it, we haven't a clue [Outro: Dan Bull, The Stupendium, Both] I say it's him, he says it's me we should dispatch So cast a vote and blast a bloke out of the hatch Fine, I know when I'm not wanted, thanks a lot guys Oh, look, low oxygen, what a surprise Well, it still beats being stuck with you By the way, good luck flushing the loo Don't mind me whilst I prime the shields