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S'cuse me girl I know it's a bit embarra**ing But I just noticed some tan lines On your shirt See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time That blue top shop top you've got on is nice Bit too much fake tan though but yeah, you score high But there's just one little thing that's really, really Really, really annoying me about you, you see Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit But my gosh, don't you just know it I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard I was waiting in the queue looking at the board Wondering whether to have a burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When I noticed out of the corner of my eye Looking towards my direction, your eyes locked onto my course I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order Which lost me the place in the queue I waited for, yeah I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it Whoa, leave it out Are you smoking crack or something? Mike just leave it, just leave it We cannot have that behavior in this establishment It's not worth it Mike, just leave it, it's not worth it Don't touch me, don't touch me I'm alright, don't touch me For a while I was thinking yeah, but what if? Picturing myself with bare white hot wit Snaring at you as you were standing there opposite Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing Was clocking onto you too, yeah, I had to admit that Yeah yeah you are fit and yeah, I do want it But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it Just as you started to make your big advance With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand I was like, nah, I can't even though you look grand But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggestin' and Gleamin' away with your hearty hearty looking tan But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan You walk towards my path but you just brushed right past And into the arms of that f**in' white shirted man I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it Oh, what do I give a f**, I've got a girlfriend anyway Whoa, we've all had a drink mate We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play I got this Stella, I bombed from that last cafe This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display But this is just another case of female stopping play On an otherwise, total result of a holiday I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it You're fit but you know it I think, I'm going to fall over I think, I'm going to fall, oh, f** it all