The Strap-ons - Glad Baggy lyrics

I wanted to f** that baby What could I do I had no rubbers honey It was after two. I said look girl I think I'll go home with you. Slide my jockey in Make sure that it's true I used a Glad Baggy for a rubber What else could I do How about you I wanted a real girl now One for my ma ma ma ma ma ma f** that sh** up spread it open Come to papa Make that sh** bleed In a year a baby girl Wonder what it's all for This cold hard world