The Statler Brothers - Personality Goes A Long Way lyrics

[VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf**ers. Pigs sleep and root in sh**, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces. [JULES] I don't eat dog either. [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definitely dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? [JULES] We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherf**in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?