The Statler Brothers - The Doodlin' Song lyrics

Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, do. I realize I'm home spun And maybe even simpleton But a question is a question And I gotta ask someone. Can you freeze to d**h in a coal mine? Is an aging Greek the Nick of time? And can a sewing bee really sew? And if you plant bird seed will a bird grow? Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, do. Does a chaise lounge ever run? And what's the middle name of Tommy Gun? And can a swatter really fly? And can a needle see with a metal eye? Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, do. Do ya have to play ball to have atheletes feet? And what's so sweet about bitter sweet? And does a living room wear a suit? And just how loud does a parachute? Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee. How big a trunk in the community chest? And in a rest room do you really rest? And does a stink weed really stink? And how far does the kitchen sink, Hmm? Doodlee, doodlee, doodlee, doodlee Doodlee, doodlee (continues and fades out) Let me see now. If I bought a herd of Buffalo on credit Would they send me a Buffalo Bill? Do Grizzlies wear shoes or, na I guess they go barefooted...