The Stanley Brothers - My Long Skinny Lanky Sarah Jane lyrics

Not too many miles from here In a town that I love dear There's a lady that's got me on a string She's the worst you ever saw She nearly broke my jaw She made me carry my left arm in a sling. She's my darlin, my daisy She's knock-kneed, she's lazy Humpbacked, box-ankled and she's lame Oh, her nose is like a cork, She's the terror of New York My long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane. Oh Jane, my good old Jane, Won't you come back to yer bonehead once again Oh, they say she's mighty nice But her armpits smell like spice She's my long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane. Oh she promised to meet me in stockyard 17 Down at the stockyards, just three miles out of town Our pigsfeet, and pigs ear, and tough old Texas steer And sell all the steaks for 14 cents a pound She's my darlin, my daisy, she's my peaches ---- Humpbacked, bowlegged and she's lame For they say her teeth are false, for they rattle when she walks She's my long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane. Oh Jane, my good old Jane, Won't you come back to yer bonehead once again Oh, they say her breath is sweet but I'd rather smell her feet She's my long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane.