The Sitters - Tell Me How My Ass Smells lyrics

[Live Staples version] Kaitlyn Welsh: Puny f*ggot slave-boy It's time for me to take a bow Bend my a** straight over Tell me, tell me now, b**h Does it smell like sh** in there? How does my a** smell? Don: Boy, does it smell great Kaitlyn: Why do you sound like you hate it, f*g? Don: Ma'am, there's nothing to hate Kaitlyn: How does my a** smell? Don: Oh, so divine! Kaitlyn: b**h, you sound so whiny Don: No, Mistress, I couldn't whine Kaitlyn: Tell me, what do you smell in there? Don: A scent of art! Kaitlyn: Don't fudge it, just tell me Don: Like sweat and cheese farts Kaitlyn: I wish that I could tell you that it's only a toot But if I flap these cheeks open you can tell that it's poop How does my a** smell? Don: Better than all others Kaitlyn: How much do you love it Don: Oh, I wanna be smothered! Kaitlyn: Stick your nose more in there Don: What's that I see? Kaitlyn: n***a, that's a sh**stain, plain as can be Don't you f**in' think about twitching or squirming Don't squeal and don't beg and no f**in' worming Tell me how my a** smells Don: It is the best Kaitlyn: Do you get tired of whiffin' it? Don: No, ma'am I don't need rest Kaitlyn: How does my a** smell? Don: It was made by the God *Kaitlyn farts* Don: Yummy, yummy, ma'am, I applaud! Kaitlyn: I love puttin' little n***a-f*gs through hell Yeah, co*ks**er, don't my a** smell swell?