The Sitters - Mariah's Theme lyrics

[Verse 1: Mariah] b**h, take a long gander at my luscious f**in' a** b**h, your only life's goal is sniffin' motherf**in' gas Cause the gas from my a** just can't be matched It's the realest damn deal with no strings attached Whether I'm standing with all my weight on your throat Or if I sh**ted in your mouth and you began to choke Nobody's life in the world could be better My a** is gettin' bigger and my farts are gettin' wetter Goddamn, f*ggot, how ya like the stench of my rump? Care if I stand upon your nut-sack? Jump, jump, jump f**in' flattened to juice is all those motherf**ers are I wanna put 'em in a blender or run 'em down with a car Whether it's fart, belch, spit, snot, shart, sh**, or piss I know you'll f**in' consume it Now give that sh** a kiss [Chorus: Mariah] Mariah has the best-lookin' a** on the earth A quadrillion dollars is less than that sh**'s worth f*ggot, quit it! No matter how much your a** wiggles It ain't gonna stop the weight of my a**-cheeks' jiggles [Verse 2: Mariah] Goddamn! f*g, you need a buzz, you're lookin' scruffy Goddamn! Smell that fart, b**h? Was it puffy? Quit f**in' beggin', whinin', b**hin', quit your pleas Lick the seams of my jeans and then I'll let you free Second thought, better lick my bare a** too Get right to lickin', b**h, oh never mind that goo It's just bu*t-cheese, it ain't a big deal At least I wiped good enough, consider that a steal Gotta do some a**-s**in, f*g, it's your duty I made you dedicate your life to cleanin' out this booty