The Singing Loins - The Dog sh** Gang lyrics

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The Singing Loins - The Dog sh** Gang lyrics

Life ain't fair; it's who you know* There's nepotism down at the depot Man and boy I've swept the roads Knackered me back dragging heavy loads I'm conscientious but I'm overlooked By the councils secret society They never listen to a Muppet like me - I need the afternoons to write me poetry! I want to roam through the alleyways, job and knock But this bloody job's got me in a headlock I want to be in the dog sh** gang Why can't I be in the dog sh** gang? Haven't I proved I'm worthwhile yet? Ain't it about time for my re-birth yet? They never touch the fresh ones; they leave ‘em for a week I'm telling you, brother, it's a right old clique I want to be…… Why can't I be In the dog sh** gang? I deserve, and I have earned And I desire, and I aspire I've done my time on the weeds and bins I seem to be paying for a million sins For years and years I've swept and scooped Condoms and needles and last night's puke They're off fishing, while I'm left wishing I had time to improve my photography! I don't even want to drive the ‘Scarab‘, mate; I just want a say in my effing fate I want to be in the dog sh** gang Why can't I be in the dog sh** gang? Haven't I proved I'm worthwhile yet? Ain't it about time for my re-birth yet? They only pick the dry ones with a special technique - I'm telling you, brother, it's a right old clique I want to be… Why can't I be In the dog sh** gang? ‘Shag them weeds out, boy!' I'm shagging ‘em out. f** off