The Simpsons - Ode To Branson lyrics

Remember the stars you loved yesterday? Where did they go? Did they all pa** away? Was it d** or a car crash Or a face lift gone wrong? No they're right here in Branson And singing this song! My name is Charo, I shake my maracas Remember me, fool? I was BA Baracas We're the performers you thought were dead Like Bonnie Franklin and Adrian Zmed Branson's the place we can always be found They took Nick at Nite and made it a town You can call me Ray or you can call me Jay Just don't call me washed up, I do three shows a day Charlie Callas doesn't sleep in the ground Yes, I'm still alive and I'm making my sounds Vup hi vup hala voop voop So sit back, relax, and watch our revue! In Soviet Union, revue watches you!