The Simpsons - Oh, Streetcar! lyrics

New Orleans Long before the Superdome Where the Saints of football play... Lived a city that the damned call home Hear their hellish rondelet... New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks and who*es New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip' New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank New Orleans! I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy I am just a paper-boy No romance do I seek I just wanted forty cents For my deliveries last week Will this bewitching floozy, Seduce this humble newsy, Oh what's a paperboy to.... Dooooooooooooo.... Whoo-Hoo!