The Simpsons - A Boozehound Named Barney lyrics

(Sherry Bobbins) In front of a Tavern, flat on his face A booze-hound named Barney is pleading his case... (Barney) Buy me a beer...two bucks a gla**... C'mon help me i'm freezing my a**... Buy me brandy...a snifter of wine Who am i kidding, i'll drink turpentine... (Moe) Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end (Barney) I found two bucks (Moe) Then come in my friend.. (Sherry Bobbins) And soo let us leave on this heartwarming scene (Bart) Can I be a booze-hound... (Homer) Not till you're fifteen...