The Ship - Surfboard Maid lyrics

I took a bus out here this morning just to spite my president And I'll bum a ride back after nightfall to my legal residence But I see you coming with your surfboard; I just know you're gonna be mine So don't hurry, I'm enjoying you just one step at a time “Hello darling”—that's what I'll say when you pa** me on the pier And you ought to know who said it ‘cause I'm the only person here And maybe you'll have a car and money for a movie and drink And I can quit the lousy job from which they fired me last week It's all in the cards for today I stacked the deck myself I think it's a beautiful way To toast the season's health So I made a deal with my landlady that if I become a star I will send a glossy picture she can hang behind her bar But we know that I ain't going nowhere and my rent shall stay unpaid While I'm waiting here all summer for my pretty surfboard maid It's all in the cards for today I stacked the deck myself I think it's a beautiful way To toast the season's health So I made a deal with my landlady that if I become a star I will send a glossy picture she can hang behind her bar But we know that I ain't going nowhere and my rent shall stay unpaid While I'm waiting here all summer for my pretty surfboard maid