I was talking to a friend of the people Was kissing babies like a diplomat was on remand and on my best behaviour shaking hands and getting in on the act.... The business people were getting drunker than usual The conversation slipped below the skull Exchanging glances with a reporter from Teen Hits I'm an apprentice who*e on my way to Babylon I was a bit like you You showed me what to do I was introduced to the sound of confusion Got propositioned by a pa**ing nun I was indisposed and unavailable for comment I'm on the borderline with nowhere to go I was a bit like you You showed me what to do