The Rosenbergs - Bullet Proof Vest lyrics

I fell in love with a girl, just last Saturday night. She's on my pillow by Monday. (???) So I enter her little space. She showed me all the crap on the walls. We drank a lot of her liquor. And we swam to (Niagra Falls?). I said (beep beep beep???) I need some sleep. I lost my phone. I shouldn't drive home alone. Now please don't kick in the towel. My little calendar cat. You always think that it's raining. Is that really where this is at? So I hum about 17 bars. I flunk right out of my cla**. S-stumble into the morning. Feeling dumb 'cause I thought it would last. Feeling drunk 'cause I think of the past. I said (beep beep beep???) I need some sleep. I lost my phone. I shouldn't drive home alone. She said "you're just in time." 'Cause I can't drive. She thumps my chest. I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest. I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest. I said (beep beep beep???) I need some sleep. I lost my phone. I shouldn't have to go it alone. She said "you're just in time." 'Cause I can't drive. She thumps my chest. I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest. I shouldn't need a bullet proof vest.