Here you stand before me Waiting to be kissed You're a beauty, such a cutie How could I resist It's been a month of Sundays Since we last had spoke So much water, you get dollars I fell out of the boat Oh no, not you again f**ing up my life It was bad the first time I can't stand it twice Oh no, not you again I can't stand the pace Once bitten, twice shy Get me out of the race The setting's so romantic Love is in the air All is perfect but I'm allergic To your business stares You look so cool and tempting In your couture dress You're addictive, as predicted I'm nervous, I confess Oh no, not you again Mashing up my life It was bad the first time, yeah You had me in a vice Oh no, not you again I hear ya and I shout It was bad the first time around When you turned me inside out Everybody's talking Showing up their wits The moon is yellow but I'm like jello Staring down your tits My life flashes forward Then it flashes back I still dreaming and I'm screaming "Get me off the rack!" Oh no, not you again I can't stand the pain I was burned the first time, yeah I can't deal it again Oh no, not you again Messing up my life, yeah Once bitten, twice shy But I can't do it twice Oh no, not you again f**ing up my life It was bad first time around I better take my own advice Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo!