The Residents - The Dying Oilman lyrics

I couldn't be good Maybe I'm crazy I couldn't be good Maybe I'm mad I couldn't be good Don't get in my way because I couldn't be good But I'm bad I never thought it be like this I just figured it'd be a brand new El Dorado every year from now on Aw, who is this guy in the mirror He looks so weak and pasty I always wanted to take little Sam To see that Sphinx statue over there in Egypt I still don't like the idea of that guy over in Denver Firefloodin' on my field a**hole's so dumb he wouldn't know a pisspot from a kumquat God, he could cost me a thousand barrels a day out of that field Always wanted to see all that stuff they got over there in Europe And take little Sam and Earline both God, I need a smoke Don't seem like one little smoke would matter that much now I gotta go back for more of them treatments tomorrow Green The whole goddamn place is green But it ain't gra** green or money green It's puke green or pus green And it's the kind of green I feel like when I'm there Like a bug about to be squished I just know Earline would love to see that Eiffel Tower Over there in France I think maybe she even has a poster about it in her room