Bring your own lampshade Somewhere there's a party Here it's never ending Can't remember when it started Pa** around the lampshade There'll be plenty enough room in jail If being alone's a crime I'm serving forever Being strong's your kind I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime We hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line On the prairie pavement Losing proposition Quitting school and going to work And never going fishing Water all around Never learn how to swim now If being alone's a crime I'm serving forever Being strong's your kind Then I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime We hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line Bring your own lampshade Somewhere there's a party Here it's never ending Can't remember when it started Pa** around the lampshade There'll be plenty of room in jail If being alone's a crime I'm serving forever Being strong is what you want Then I need help here with this feather If being afraid is a crime We hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line Catchin' time At the swingin' party down the line