The Refreshments - Broken Record lyrics

Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation Covered all your shifts for your operation But when you got back You still wouldn't show me your brand new silicone b**bs So I took a walk around my neighborhood To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to But when I saw a big black van Run down a bird I had to think about you But no I'm not a quarterback I'm not a fireman Still I can have any girl in Japan Cause I'm a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy... Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and You tell a story like a broken record and I tell a story like a broken record but Still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway So you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise While I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills but When you got back You didn't even have yourself a tan cause you stayed in your room So I fed your dog while you were out of town and I mowed your lawn when he wasn't around but When you got back You had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some your clothes (Yeah right) No I'm not a quarterback I'm not a fireman Still I can have any girl in Japan Cause I'm a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy... Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and You tell a story like a broken record and I tell a story like a broken record but Still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway No I'm not a quarterback I'm not a fireman Still I can have any girl in Japan Cause I'm a healthy, hundred and fifty nine pound American boy... Yeah you tell a story like a broken record and I tell a story like a broken record and We tell a story like a broken record but Still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you like You tell a story like a broken record and I tell a story like a broken record and I like stories like a broken record but Still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway