The Real Roxanne - The Real Roxanne lyrics

Yo Kangol (Yeah what's up girl) I'm the real Roxanne and I'll rock your world (But you're all stuck up) Well you say that Cause I wouldn't give guys like you no rap? I was walking down the street in the afternoon I gave you a smile so you a**ume That if you said hello I would be flattered But I kept on walking and your ego was shattered I'm Roxanne, the lady devastator I'll make you feel hotter than it is in Grenada The r-o-x-a-n-n-e Roxanne is who I be And Kangol Kid ya might be cute But you ain't gettin this cause your much too [?] You wear that samurai sword on the side I told all my friends and we all just died I laughed so hard that my face turned blue Why be a M.C.? You should learn kung fu And by the way if I'm such a crab Why all your girls look like scabs? First you call me a peach The Doctor wants to take me to the beach I got a little rhyme for ya each I've seen your girls they both need a leash Such bow-wow babies I think they got rabies You think you're touching me boy you must be crazy You got your nerve to wanna be my man They call me the real... [Chorus] Roxanne, Roxanne Can't you understand? Roxanne, Roxanne I wanna be your man Now Educated Rapper I'm gonna give you a fit Cause when you tried to talk to me you was full of sh** You see the truth and the fact is that I don't need you Your I.Q. is really one point two I don't like your rap cause your rap is dead Educated Rapper no sense in your head So when you met me I paid you no mind Dictionary breath you're one of a kind You said your name was Gary Didn't choose to call you Barry Didn't care if your name was mother Mata Hari I choose to call you Sonny because you have a tummy My father's not a fairy you're the one who walks so funny Your nose is always runny You look like Bugs Bunny All your raps are old, ancient as a mummy Your house is so scummy, your clothes are so bummy But now with your hit record all I want is your money Educated Rapper you ain't nothing but a dummy You try to be chummy, all you play is gin rummy I bet makin love to you must really be crummy You say it's customary to give you commentary I say it's crap you're full of strawberries Your rap is so weak and your face is so scary You always find a rap like yours in any cemetery So do you know you didn't even pa** All you recieved was a kick in the a** That's what you get cause I've had enough Ain't that right Mix Master Ice Cream Puff [Chorus] When I heard this record I said "Who's the producers?" A group named Full Force, a bunch of losers They're a singin' group so how should they know Putting out records with UTFO I'm what's happening I know that's a fact So UTFO... bust that! Since I'm the new girl around the block The Kangol Kid and especially Doc Would like to sleep with me if he can But you're just a boy you're not even a man The girls know your name, it's getting around Doctor Ice you're the laugh of the town You tried to throw a game but it wasn't working out You lied about the beach, you took me to your house I said, "Me the Rox, give up the box? So you could brag about it for the next 6 blocks?" Shee you must be crazy, you're goin too fast Doctor I don't know where your hand's been last You can't fool me cause I'll be mean You're a hood, a crook, a liar, a thief I know how you operate from the start You like to breakdance and you like to break hearts So listen up cause I don't say this everyday Home girl, huh, here's how the Doctor play The only operating that you do Is ripping off cars in a minute or two You stole every last Cadillac Sold it back and kept the hubcaps You are the one, you thought you had me roped But you hung yourself with your own stethoscope You said "oooh" now what the hell was that? Your voice ran high now it sounds real whack You call me at 9 to arrange a date I said "Meet me at the beach and don't be late" (So did you meet him at the beach?) Hells no, in the middle of December when it's 20 below? I'm the real... [Chorus] Wheres the beat? You guys can't deal it I need a man who can make me feel it