Here she comes, I look at my feet and forget how to breathe She says "Hello" (hello, hello), I say 'Ah-oh', she giggles and leaves It happens a lot, too often to mention She's always so hot, I can't deal with the tension Oh, but what else can I do? I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh Yeah There she goes, she's out on a fabulous date without me Sit home alone (alone, alone), deconstructing the ads on TV I hate her so much, don't know how to reach her I like her a lot, should I talk to her teacher? No but, what good would that do? I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oh oh oh You're like Charlie Brown, in love with a cute little redheaded girl She's walking around (around, around), I can't even speak 'cause my blood's in a whirl I hate her so much, I buy her chocolates and rings (I buy her chocolate rings) I just wanna talk ya know? Is that such a bad thing? No but, what else can I do? I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, ohhh, oh ohh I got useless crushes on fabulous redheads, oh oh oh I wish I knew her name...