Send a probe through a ma**ive storm A million molecules make it warm And a star is born And the star had some sons and daughters Some with, some without water Some cool and some run hotter We blast an astronaut through the ga**es And do our best to save their little a**es Come home, don't rocket past us, no Hello from inside a cloud The particle smasher is maxing out And it's smelly and loud Jupiter, Jupiter, ma**ive pa**ive ball Jupiter, Jupiter, or-or-orbital Jupiter, Jupiter, ma** of gas and damnit Jupiter, Jupiter, is pure pure pure pure planet It's pure planet It's pure planet It's pure planet Flying by in a perfect location Billions of Earth's worth of exploration Or just a space gas station, I don't know From deep below the surface The tiny light bulbs are getting nervous Hope it doesn't hurt us Walking on the slimy surface We lost contact with home base On the dark side of this place Please send more human race To fill the empty space Jupiter, Jupiter, ma**ive pa**ive ball Jupiter, Jupiter, or-or-orbital Jupiter, Jupiter, ma** of gas and damnit Jupiter, Jupiter, is pure pure pure pure planet It's pure planet It's pure planet It's pure planet