Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy sh** Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard His head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog Slip me seven dollars and i'll pump it full of smog You paint a monkey gold let him loose downtown You start him with a smile he'll come back with a frown He's just a twig in the wind a twig in the wind A twig in the wind a twig in the wind I'm thick and thin and all right I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car Squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar Tape recorded all distorted genius machine A spokes model dipped in refried beans And piggies' fateful price to put their necks on the stump Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump Multi nippled rotating dj sap I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat I'm just a twig in the wind a twig in the wind A twig in the wind a twig in the wind I'm thick and i'm thin and alright I'm twig in the wind a twig in the wind A twig in the wind a twig in the wind A twig in the wind a twig in the wind Well alright