The Potato Pies - XXl (Extra Extra Large) lyrics

When you're small and skinny Choosing clothes is not a problem When you're big and fat Its impossible to find some I try to fit in to small and medium But they're skin tight Go up to large- it isn't as bad I tell myself it's just my height But i really know i'm so fat I'm extra extra large In big- sized clothes I can't remember The last time i saw my toes Standing up is becoming hard Maybe i'm just tired Yeah right, lets face it I'm a tub of lard I probably won't find love With some anorexic tart But when can i Open up my heart? There's too much fat in the way Can't you tell? This takes some time To grow and swell