The Potato Pies - Help Us lyrics

Help us, help us We're so fat Help us now Before we die of a heart attack They say it's not how much But what you eat Chips and chocolate aren't good Maybe I should eat more meat Maybe I'll die Early In a painful d**h But at least I would have eaten To my last breath I don't smoke or drink And no- one's perfect So why can't I just live And make my life worth it? God chooses who lives and dies He chooses who's good and bad So I think he chose me to be fat Just like he chose me to be a lad I don't care what people think They can laugh If they want I don't adore my body in the bath You care too much about your weight Just eat what you want And hang around with your mate At the end of the day I eat what I'm told It's there to be ate Otherwise it gets cold What is d**h, but an aspect of life? It's snack time So give me my chips And a fork and a knife