The Nude Party - Chevloret Van lyrics

Got some free advice the other day From an older relative of mine He said, I dig what you do But I think you’re wasting your time Cause driving around, getting drunk with your friends in a van every night Sounds like a lotta fun, but you need a plan B, cause it ain’t gonna last long past twenty one You’ll never make enough money And no one cares about the things you say You’re gonna wake up someday And you’ll wish you got a job Spend half your life in that Chevrolet Driving up and down the freeway Someday when you’re too old to play Yeah, you’ll wish you got a job I bummed a cigarette from a guy in Manhattan last week I told him politely, thank you Then with this hollowed out look, he turned to me and said You know for twenty five years I’ve been a banker In all my many years of life, I suddenly feel obliged to impart to you one free piece of advice You must invest in your future, I said thanks for the cigarette but I think I know the rest (Or) You’ll never make enough money And no one cares about the things you say You’re gonna wake up someday And you’ll wish you got a job Spend half your life in that Chevrolet Driving up and down the freeway Someday when you’re too old to play Yeah, you’ll wish you got a job