The Noncents - My Dad Is a Struggle Rapper (Secret Song) lyrics

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The Noncents - My Dad Is a Struggle Rapper (Secret Song) lyrics

[Verse 1] It's career day, at my school And everyone's parents, seem so cool I'm real nervous, that my dad will find out And show up in sweatpants, with his biceps out In the same wife beater, he's worn for days 5 dollar head phones, he thinks they're beats by dre [Chorus] We don't even own a crapper Cause my Dad is a struggle rapper [Verse 2] Susie's dad fights fires, Fred's drives a hurst Jill's uncle is the sheriff, Tommy's Mom is a nurse My feaking dad is eating ramen trying to finish his mixtape Our only transportation is a unicycle Cause we can't afford a two wheel bike, no [Chorus] With one pair of clothes, it's hard to look dapper When your dad is a struggle rapper [Verse 3] Then the door opens, who could it be It's my dad holding a duffle bag full of CDs He says, “Kids, gather round, I'll give some advice” “Graduating's overrated, all you need in this life” “Is to spit dope rhymes, and you can be famous” “Listen to this, you won't believe that I made it” “Then hop on Facebook and make sure you tag me" "Follow me on Twitter @lilyoungswaggy" "If my mix tapes hadn't gotten lost in the mail" "The labels would have signed me, man I wouldn't have failed" "And if I would have gotten real, real big in the biz" "I wouldn't have this stupid illegitimate kid" "Cause believe me you don't want a child ya see" "Now that's what I call parental advisory" "So dropout of school so you can be legit" "Do d**, get turnt, then rap about it" "Yes, you can be like me!” "Your parents wish they were cooler than me!” "Dad, we don't have any money" "Um, Sir I think you should leave" [Verse 4] I can't wait to go home tonight And hear the stupid a** rhymes my dad thinks are tight He spent his life savings on music equipment But he can't even play a single instrument But it's all we got and I'm bored sitting here And when he pa**es out after his fortieth beer [Chorus] I'll make beats and write rhymes just to pa** the time Oh boy I guess that I'll Make beats and write rhymes just to pa** the time It's the life of a struggle rapper