Now there's a big fat turkey, or maybe a ham Brown fluffy biscuits all covered with jam Blackberry, huckleberry, mince and pumpkin pies If you don't watch out you're gonna double your size Mommy's in the kitchen and Daddy's at the tree Little boys and girls all shouting with glee Granny sets the table, everyone's in place When she says "Come and get it" You really see a race Look at the giblet gravy (ummm-hmmm) And the big brown drumstick (ummm-hmmm) Daddy says don't get the tummy ache Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake There's a floating custard and pudding too Oodles and oodles for me and you I'll say one thing and you must agree What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner can be Look at the giblet gravy (ummm-hmmm) And the big brown drumstick (ummm-hmmm) Daddy says don't get the tummy ache Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake There's a floating custard and pudding too Oodles and oodles for me and you I'll say one thing and you must agree What a happy happy time Christmas dinner will be Now we're all together, what a bountiful fare Mother sits down next to baby's highchair Daddy folds his hands and bows his head Let's all give thanks for the blessings we have