Hey yo, what up man? How much it cost 2 get in this motherf**ker? What the... U people can't come in here What U talkin' about man? This is not the place 4 U sh**, all I wanna do is use your telephone (Turn all that f**king sh** off) (Hey, hold on U, U just... hell, U just go now! Let go of me!) Why U white motherf**kin' peckerwood, U redneck son-of-b**h! (That f**king n***a - get out!) I'll kick your motherf**kin' a**! (Hold back!) Here we go If U ain't got no money, U can't taste mine Man, he got 2 be crazy Yo, what's this motherf**ker talkin about G? Yo Tone, I don't know Cold grab the mic and just wreck some sh**! (Come on y'all) {sample repeats in song} U got a black motherf**ker in the house on the 1 and 2 Some who don't like the language, I say "Yo, f**k U!" 'cause this a record and I'm irate And as a matter of fact, let's set the motherf**kin' record straight Some of U can't stand the way I bring it And can't stand the way a black motherf**ker swings it Check this out G If U never stereotyped it, the stereotype would never be, ho! But 4 now, U got some black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?) (Oh my God!) Yeah, U got some black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?) (Oh my God!) Don't U hate it when a jig is in the house? (Yep) He ain't been in the club 5 minutes 'Fore 6 or 7 cuss words flyin' out his mouth (F**k U) Hand all on his erection Makin' rude gestures in your girl's direction Don't U hate it when they get up and dance? U don't watch Soul Train, U ain't got a chance What the hell they got 2 come here 4? (Hell, I don't know Cliff) Next time we need a big white sign at the door that says "No black motherf**kers in the house" (Yep, that'll do it) Get the hell out of here No black motherf**kers in the house (Common ho) (Oh my God!) Yeehaw! Best place 4 a coon's in the tree (Yep, get a rope) Yeah I don't know Charlotte, that big one's kinda cute (Black, black) Why he could stir my lemonade any day (Black motherf**kers in the house) Ah, here he comes again Now I'm hyped and I'm vexed, streamin' 2 set it off It's time we saw U with the N.P.G., the refs get off I mean we come off, I believe it's 'cause of the sh** we tossed I'm thinkin' about the redneck motherf**ker who thinks he's the boss Who's the dudes that let loose the vibe? Yo, and labeled me just another chicken-eatin' n***a in the tribe 4 a man with no tribe is a man with no family Dumb motherf**ker, understand me? What did U say? Billy Bob, go get my pistol (Mm-hmm) U got some black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?) (Oh my God!) I'll cut your a** Yeah, U got some black motherf**kers in the house (Get up, loc) (Oh my God!) {repeat phrase 3 times} Black, black {x3} Black motherf**kers in the house Hey, let go of my arm n***a, what's wrong with U? Uh oh Where U taking me? Shut up Ooh, is that your car? U know it Cliff, U gotta do something Damn, this sh** is boring Why don't U boots do a solo or something? U... Hey boy, U gonna play the piano or just bang on it? (Black, black, black motherf**kers in the house) About time, hell (Black, black, black motherf**kers in the house) Cliff, that boy on that piano kinda good He's alright, it's that big one I got a problem with Billy Bob, get my pistol, sh** And he got a real pretty mouth Now watch Yo, U got the black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?) See, that's what I'm talkin about, he... He oughta keep his place (He oughta keep his place) Sho'nuff some black motherf**kers in the house (What up, loc?) Alright, where is he? Floyd, what in the sam hill did happen 2 U? [Cut them n***az in a ... ] (I kinda like that part) Ha, ha, ha Can I tell U one thing I do not like? Give a f**k what U like! (I'll do him, Cliff) I do not... boy, don't U holler at me, I hate that Casey trippin', boy in the house Hey I don't like my... Come here boy I don't like crackers in my soup Don't U know I will cut your a** 3 ways: long, deep and constantly! Come on y'all Stop racism now!