(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night) (With 7 games on the schedule) {phone rings} (The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset) (Beating the Bullets 108 to 99) Talk X-TV, turn it on Michael, what's happenin'? (The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88) U gotta watch this show that's on Watch what? I don't know what it is, it's crazy (The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112) What channel is it on? X-TV, turn it on Alright, later Later (The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...) So I'm walkin' down the street and umm.. This muthaf**ka comes up 2 me and says (Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man) (Can U give?) I said "Ain't that a b**h? U oughta get out of my face" (Oh) And he tried 2 rob me (Muthaf**ker, mm) And he was chokin' me, right? 'cause, 'cause he didn't have no gun Do U hear that sh**? Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven And they seen what was goin' down They grabbed this muthaf**ker, right? ("What's up man?") Ripped an eyeball out (Ahhh! "F**k him up") They beat his a** so bad, change fell out his pocket (U ba*tards, mm) These n***a's are crazies So I said "F**k it" I robbed him, ha ha With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house I knocked on her door, right? (Mmm, oh) I don't know what she was doin' (Oh, ooh) But I couldn't get no answer? She was doin' some wrong sh** "Jannell" I shouted, still no answer (Mmm, oh, oh) I figured she was on the telephone or somethin' (Oh) So I walked around 2 the bathroom window Pushed it up, climbed inside Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp} Damn! I don't know what it was but it hit me hard "Uh" Jannell's a Rican, U know? And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U know? I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed And then I ran But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell That somethin' was Jannell (Get off!) I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds Jannell can bob She kicked my a** Damn! "Oh God" So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam And slammed a few Long Island's Uh-oh, one 2 many Excuse me brother, better hit this alley Phew! That was close (Yo muthaf**ker, ain't U the one stole my money?) Oh sh** (Yeah, that's U) I gotta run y'all (That's U n***a, come here) (Kick your muthaf**kin' a**) Ahh, ahh Now what is this crazy muthaf**kin' sh**? Ahh, ahh Man, did U see it? Did U hear it man? Yeah man It was so crazy, that sh** man Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it Ah man, but I tell U what man I'm kinda wiped out man So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man Yeah, I hear ya I'll see U tomorrow man Later Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya? Ah, n***a Ha ha ha