The Neptunes - Splatter lyrics

[Intro] Oh, my n***a, oh sh**, it's startin', aaaayyyy! [Verse 1] Wolf Gang be on that wrist split splatter Snortin' coke pattern misfit'll hit Mick Jagger Me and Jasper bangin' ba*tard, beatin' midgets up with ladders n***a don't give a f**, that's that Wolf Gang swagger Don't give a sh** so my dick f** bladders in your ear Radical shows that Wolf Gang's radder With a staggerin' pack of c**aine in the sack of my dick Where the lips of your teen daughter sits, b**h f** Tyler, I'mma change my name to Uncle Phil Cause every girl I deal and f**, it's always against her Will Dope enough to snort crack and sit the f** still In Nellyville's old folks home searchin' tip drills Get my fill on with this grandmother named Jill Takin' shots of poon juice to the head for a cheap thrill Hopefully my dick don't shrivel up, when it's time to bust In this rusty c*nt, that won a cup in collectin' dust Boogyin' with Jesus and a bunch of Nazi hoes In the front row at a holy Justin Bieber show Slowly my Ritalin is kickin' in and Jesus left hand Begin to make me feel like a little kid again This isn't rape, this is f**in' without a condom on Throw her slightly to the right, so dyke I'm kinda wrong Wolves is out past dawn on your front lawn Me and Juan ensurin' you that your s*ut daughter's gone At the pawn shop, tryna sell this Baume watch She's a white vegetarian, I'll get this blonde co*k Lip balm she's some nun b**h from St. John Told her that her pastor was a f*ggot and he likes John He's a janitor recreational rectum manager I am not, let's consider me a little pecan That'll get your chest nutted on with an acorn They swore that I was all f**in' nuts like a gay p**n Cause I disregard the white dress and the perm weave And the headrest had to have about eight thorns I was born back, Wolf pack, n***a f** that Somebody tell Satan that I want my f**in' swag back [Verse 2] Box logo on my muthaf**in' chest Left hand staggerin' on her muthaf**in' breast Deep down, I'm an emo f**in' f*ggot that's depressed So the f**in' school suggested me a therapist I confessed bein' atheist, they said I was possessed By a demon, cause I wanna see a b**h infested With my semen and oppressed by my give a f** less Of the baby not bein' digested by a f**in' hungry punk Feedin' kids to s*utty nuns with his cum Got a f**in' blog that needs a post? I can get it done 2DopeBoyz I know you like this (Like what?) This hot cum that's from my dick Call me a clown but a week from now You're goin' to hear this and begin to ride on my dick Like how the f** did we miss this kid's sh** Oh yeah we're old as f**, we didn't have our gla**es But f** y'all, I don't need y'all help I got 20 thousand views of French itself And I did the video for really though You silly rabbit f*ggot tricks are for kids so we go, Abracadabra