The Motion Sick - I Grew A Mustache lyrics

I grew a mustache on my face And everybody thinks that I'm Tom Selleck My mustache, it's a craze And everybody thinks that I can sell it Girls love it guys love it Even my mom loves it Girls love it guys love it Everybody wants to touch it I grew a mustache on my face And everybody thinks that I'm Hulk Hogan My mustache, it's a craze And everybody thinks that I can Suplex Girls love it guys love it Even my mom loves it Girls love it guys love it Everybody wants to touch it I grew a mustache on my face And everybody thinks that I'm a p**n Star Girls love it guys love it Even my mom loves it Girls love it guys love it Everybody wants to touch it Joseph Stalin, Fu Manchu Gandhi, Dali, Zappa Keith Hernandez, Snidely Whiplash Howard Hughes, Doctor Demento Rollie Fingers, Groucho Marx Even Hercule Poirot Sigmund Freud had a mustache Because he loved his mother Albert Einstein's upper lip Opened up the world of physics The Village people were so hirsute So that they could boogie Friedrich Nietzsche, Charlie Chaplin And Martin Luther King Roosevelt, Chester Arthur William Howard Taft Somerville's Manuel He's got an awesome mustache You've got an awesome mustache too