The Mortimers - No. 2 lyrics

It is a sad thing, don't you think When you're on a date with Ann You want to take a sh** But there is no place to do one You start to think Why God punished you You already start to stink Cause you're weaker then the kakidoo REF: sh**, crap, dump, poop, doody, poot This is the worst thing waiting for you When you're on a date with a girl called Ann And you don't see any single can It attacks you when you're stressed When You are on you final exam You try hard not to mess But the crapper is too far You are confused Cause it hurts so hard No free thrones that's the news Be a man and don't fart REF: sh**, crap, dump, poop, doody, poot This is the worst thing waiting for you When you are writing a final exam And you need to splush you're poop in the can