The Moaning Myrtles - And Then I Died lyrics

One rainy day at Hogwarts school I got new gla**es and I thought they were cool Olive Hornby pa**ed by I said, "Don't I look fly?" She said, "No, ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool." I went to the bathroom on the second floor What was Olive thinking, now this is war So I started to bawl And ran into a stall And I heard a boy talking just outside of the door Chorus Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy You're not a girl and you don't belong here I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died I don't know what happened during that attack My body seized up, everything went black Then I floated away And you know what they say My life still s**ed so then I came back That evil witch wouldn't get away I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day Till the Ministry called Oh, and they were appalled I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today Chorus Been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell It's not so bad if you ignore the smell I was sorry to go But there's one thing I know Olive Hornby is burning in hell Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy You're not a girl and you don't belong here I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues Saw a pair of yellow eyes And now I'm Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet Olive Hornby got what was coming to her As you know, nothing's been the same ever since The day I