The Mitchell Brothers - Excuse My Brother lyrics

{Intro} Tony, Tony, Tony Only had a couple! (CHORUS) But he's had a fair few shots And he starts to swear a lot But she hasn't bared a drop And thus everyone stares too much {Verse 1 - Tony Mitchell} Cor blimey, see that bird take a good look at her skirt Oh me word, I can see heaven take me far from Earth I'll have some of that love, how much are you worth? No I'm not being tricky love, this gla** is me first Now how about a score, OK then 25 Why did you slap me for, I was trying'a be kind Go get your boyfriend then, I ain't gonna run So what if he's a boxer, I'm already numb Now out of the way, its me turn "same again son" What did you say c*nt, I'll tell you when I'm done I'm drunk, you're flippin drunk, in fact you're raw some Come on then, lets have it then, now where the hells me gun? Oh you all think it's a joke, well lets just see When I count to three, you will all respect me Dead bag I Tony, everyone knows me What's wrong now sweetheart, are we getting cold feet? (CHORUS) {Verse 2 - Mike Skinner, Tony Mitchell, Teddy Mitchell} Mike: Excuse me, can I have a word outside if you please Tony: What if I refuse, what are you gonna do geez? Mike: Oi, lets cut to the chase, did you disrespect me Stace? Tony: Oh you mean that slag, she's a bloody disgrace I offered her 25, and she slapped me in me face I mean, would you believe it Ted? Right in me face! She's lucky she didn't get put right in her place That's it, I've had enough, outside, come on lets go now! Teddy: Listen bruv, that's enough I'll put it blunt, you're looking like a c*nt Breathe in, breathe out Or you'll end up in the back of the meatvan Like you always do when you have a gla** of gin and juice Causing trouble in the venue What you trying to make the 10 o'clock news? No, no, don't talk, your ignorance will be a downfall What you gotta shout loud for Embarra**ing yourself when you're outdoors Talking like you got big balls Gritting your teeth like a pitbull Looking like you're gonna be sick Dude check yourself mate, you're a Mitchell (CHORUS) {Verse 3 - Teddy Mitchell} Please excuse my brother He's got too much booze in his bladder Giving you all the chitter-chatter Getting all rude in a geezer manner Please accept my apologies on his behalf And I don't think that he really meant to squeeze your arse But he was being an idiot That I can't deny, I must admit That he was out of line, and he pushed it just a little bit But what about you though, showing off flesh like a sumo Your skirts up too high, and your top's cut too low And there's your boyfriend, acting like a boss kinda like Hugo Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate What if it was you bro? Lets just all get along Do a little dance to some songs Forget about this nonsense We can all move on! {Outro} Tony, Tony, Tony Only had a couple!