The Midnight Beast - Videogames lyrics

It's the year of the beast I'm on it like Sonic It is on like donkey kong I'm gonna tell ya like Shut up just do the song Okay I like games they're hot to turn on You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone You complete em,hey don't hang around wanting more And the only thing that matters is to get top score Girlfriends just whine and b**h and moan But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own Girlfriends just b**h and moan and whine Get out my f**ing room who*e READ THE SIGN I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street I don't wanna take you dancing IT HURTS MY FEET How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? I wanna put my co*k in Lara Croft Videogames are better than girlfriends Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy You just play them And have numerous amounts of fun Maybe life would be better as a videogame I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane I could solve a problem with a fight to the d**h For the last can of beans or a glimse of a breast I get paper from robbing all the banks Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress I don't wanna wear a trilby GIVE IT A REST How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft Videogames are better than girlfriends Cause you don't have to think of a conversation You just look at 'em And turn 'em off when you're bored and done My time with Mario Is better than time with you You can call me a saddo But it's all I want to do I'm scared of bajingas They make me want to hurl As long as I have fingers I'll never need a girl