THE MANOR - Lads Army lyrics

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THE MANOR - Lads Army lyrics

[Intro][Danny Graft] Okay... Graft, Right [Verse 1][Danny Graft] The game's playing pa** the artist like a parcel I think its gay so many people f**ing arseholes I'll be blunt, Tell him be a f**ing c*nt But i'll be puffing blunts with a bird f**ing c*nt I'm a lad boat I don't want no aggro I just wanna shag more broads Than my dad knows I just wanna neck bare becks like Gazza Take the piss like [?] till the pitch [?] [?] Tell em Oy Oy said Woy'Oy I just got a bag of chips And its all legitimate Bish Bash Bosh, now i'm with a little slosh I ain't braggin' but she's gaggin' Just too give a little nosh f** a bra** bruv' I want one that's posh But its 10 times the [?] and 20 times the cost I'm still like the gunners 04 boss Having words with the birds man I'm never at a loss [Chorus][Danny Graft] I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 I'm on f*gs, slags, piff, sniff and E I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 I do it for the MANOR It's the lads army! It's the lads army Yeah It's the lads army It's the lads army Lads army f** that [?] I just want Fanny Girl wanna dick but she ain't no tranny Girl wanna dance, I got the A'lore Play on a bus but I ain't on tour Coz' i'm on MORE! I said f** it I'm on who*es [Verse 2][Danny Graft] I don't get mad I get Richard Switch'em like when i watch the box new edition This game is in a f**ed up condition Man its a sham that this poo gets commission But i got something up my sleeve, no wristwatch I f** your bird, then piss off She's straight pissed off I'm like wait b**h stop You knew the score when this game kicked off And you can see me getting mouthy in my ? If you chat sh** when you don't know sh** about me Let a muppet doubt me, go on then shout me Your f**ing with a proper little alchy' Bars like i'm a pupil the radio i k**a' I only wanna out-do the fella in the mirror Stella's in my fridge And ill be having them for dinna' Holes in this b**h but the graft gonna fill her [Chorus][Danny Graft] I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 I'm on f*gs, slags, piff, sniff and E I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 I do it for the MANOR It's the lads army! It's the lads army Yeah It's the lads army It's the lads army Lads army f** that [?] I just want Fanny Girl wanna dick but she ain't no tranny Girl wanna dance, I got the A'lore Play on a bus but I ain't on tour Coz i'm on MORE! I said f** it I'm on who*es [Verse 3][JonnyDutch] Oh, 3 uneducated slags With 3 front like bonified lads Sutin tells me that were gonna get it in Dan You take your brothers room and bring a couple bin bags Why? Coz' its gonna get messy, got the meat, got the balls Baby just bring the spaghetti Sky Sports news up on the telly Puffing dope inside my belly Plus the brandy's got me merry What's the deal, like are you ready? Stop me if i'm wrong Stop me if i'm wrong But every lad that i know is on exactly what im on I drink loud, make a stage, write a song I must be down like half a bottle But i'm still going strong I told the girl, catch me if i fall Get a coffee and a f*g and try n prop me on a stool And i don't remember names so tomorrow when you call Bare with me a little bit whilst i organize my thoughts [Chorus][Jonny Dutch] I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 I'm on stouts, yak, blem, green I'm on 1 I'm on 2 I'm on 3 Man I do it for the MANOR It's the lads army! Weeeyah It's the lads army It's the lads army It's the lads army It's the lads army [Outro][Jonny Dutch] [??]