People of Earth, when you dance Dance the Dada Polka Life is only a dream When in the mood for romance Dance the Dada Polka Be as cute as you seem Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Freeze! Do something, anything Do something, please People of Earth, don't just stand There, the Dada Polka Is as fun as it sounds Move hips and hands when the band Plays the Dada Polka You may lose a few pounds Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Change! Do something, anything Do something strange People of Mars, you too must Do the Dada Polka It's the meaning of life Fill any partner with lust? Do the Dada Polka Soon there'll be a new wife Gyrate like a gyroscope Collide like a kaleidoscope Do Do something, anything Do something blue Do something, anything Do something a little out of character It won't k** you Do something, anything Do something true