The Magnetic Fields - The Nun's Litany lyrics

I want to be a playboy's bunny I'd do whatever they asked me to. I'd meet people with lots of money, and men would love me like I loved you. I want to be a topless waitress, I want my mother to shed one tear. I'd throw away this old sedate dress slip into something a tad more shear. I want to be an artist's model An odalisque au naturel I should be good at spin the bottle While I've still got something left to sell I want to be a cobra dancer With little willie between my thighs I may not find a cure for cancer But I'll meet plenty of single guys. I'd like to be a brothel worker, I've always been treated like one. If I could be a backstreet lover, I'd make more money and have more fun. I want to be a dominatrix which isn't like me, but I can dream. Learn S&M and all those gay tricks and men will pay me to make them scream I want to be a p**no starlet For that I'll wait till mom is dead I'd see my name in lights of scarlet And get to spend everyday in bed I want to be a tattooed lady, Dedicated as I am to art. Characters bold, complex, and shady Will write my memoirs across my heart