The Lonely Island - Like A Boss lyrics

Seth Rogen: Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review Andy Samberg: No problem Seth Rogen: So your in charge around here is that fair to say? Andy Samberg: Absolutely, I'm the boss Seth Rogen: Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Andy Samberg: Well the first thing I do is... Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on Deborah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a s** line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Hara**ment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) sh** on debrah's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh, f** me a can't f**ing do it sh** p**y out (like a boss) Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) s** a dudes dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) s** my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) f** his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah. I think that at one point there you said something about s**ing your own dick? Nope Actually I'm pretty sure you did Naw that aint me Ok well this has been eye opening for me I'm da boss Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times I'm da boss Yeah, yeah I got it I'm da boss Ok great I heard you, bye Like a boss