[THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - INTRO] [YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 1] How to be popular? Well, why do you ask? Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see That it ain't worth being what they want you to be And I know it's kinda cool riding in a big rich yacht I know it's nice when you're known in Canterlot But all the ice and the diamonds, they can't make you smile It isn't worth being well-known for a while Sit down for a second, and just hear me out Did you forget what friendship was about? You got a dress to make, your friendship's at stake You'll lose 'em if you do this. You're making a mistake So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun I'll give you some tips and when we are done You'll show them all and be the star of the show You'll become the pony everypony should know [THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - Chorus] See who they hang on every word I speak My approving is what they all seek I'm creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know [YELLING AT CATS - VERSE 2] Look at them all. They all know your name You have proven your point. You are not the same Compared to other fillies, you have got the fame You feel so happy but you don't feel shame? You got an invitation, you have made your decision But all this fame is only just clouding your vision You've sacrificed so much for little recognition Get ready baby, now it's time for the audition Pack all your bags, we're going for a ride Remember the Gala? Yeah, we're going inside Don't act excited. Prepare for hilarity All of your friends are here. Remember them, Rarity? You forgot Twilight's dress and what will you say? Look in her eyes. You missed her own birthday All of this is stupid, and you're making it tragic Drop the fame game and show 'em that Friendship is Magic [SOLO] [THE LIVING TOMBSTONE - BREAKDOWN] Because I'm the type of pony Yes i'm the type of pony Yes I'm the type of pony Everypony, everpony should know Because I'm the type of pony Yes i'm the type of pony Yes I'm the type of pony Everypony, everpony should know [YELLING AT CATS - OUTRO] How to be popular? Well, why do you ask? Gaining popularity ain't just an easy task You will lose all of your friends, and then you will see That it ain't worth being what they want you to be So walk with me. Talk with me. I'll show you some fun I'll give you some tips and when we are done You'll show them all and be the star of the show You'll become the pony everypony should know! [END]